Some people travel to Paris, Rome, or Hong Kong. Us? Oh, we go to Buellton, Ca.
Even the most dangerous animals can be trained and/or tamed, like a tiger, bear, or unicorn. But guess what? No one can tame an ostrich. These domesticated terror birds are just as wild at Ostrich Land USA as they are in Africa. I mean, don’t even think about petting one cause it’ll attack with a kick from its powerful legs. Here’s your dog food in a dustpan, I’m peacing out.
And that, ladies and gentlebirds, how we started our spent our NYE vacation.
But, the fun doesn’t stop there. I know, you’re thinking, I’ve crossed the number one item off of my bucket list (
Ostrich Land USA), I’m pooped. I need a nap. Let’s call it a day, life can’t possibly get any better. But, it did.
Just a short trip up the road we stopped at Quicksilver Park and Miniature Pony Farm. I’ll like to take a moment to remind you we do not have any of our own, nor were we traveling with any children.